That which should have been forgotten

Here you can find the blog posts from the old site, I will continue to update this section until they are all successfully resurrected and cleared of any Russian pornbot code. If the text for the link is strikedthrough (strokedthrough? strikedthrougheth? idfk) then it means the page has not had digital necromancy peformed on it yet and it'll be a broken link. If the link is in Leaning Tower of Pizza fonts (much more exciting than simple Italianics) that means I was so far unable to recover the original images used in the article, and had to improvise, for better or worse.

2012

• On the Origins of Beards -3-22-2012
• Is it okay to announce expanded content for a game that hasn't even started getting made by anyone yet -4-1-2012
• Really good party planning tips -4-2-2012
TALES OF YARDWORK: FUGGIN 'NAM MAN -4-3-2012
• Ancestral Beards -4-15-2012
• A Lesson in Mississippi Real Estate -4-18-2012
• How to shave white pussies -4-22-2012
• Roll yer own at Internet Time -4-23-2012
• TALES OF YARDWORK: The Mulch Eternal -4-24-2012
• In a cave where nothing works -5-1-2012
• What have I been up to? Oh my, everything -6-14-2012
• Rachel why did you have to steal all the lighters (A poem by me, Will) -6-16-2012
• Cook-Out Tits -7-3-2012
• Don't putty kitty kibbles in the sink pls -7-9-2012
• Screaming at children -7-19-2012
• Sex moves and positions from around the world that I just made up and will try to pass off as real, vol. 1 -8-10-2012
• Brewery Tour: In which I almost visit the RJ Rocker's brewery but really just drank next to it -9-10-2012
• Dinosaur butsecks -10-3-2012
• Loitering outside libraries with beards: Never okay? -10-13-2012
• Beards of India Vol. 1 ~ In which Will is stranded overseas on the desert island of Asia -10-28-2012
• BEARDS OF INDIA VOL 2: In which it becomes clear I am a geriatric prisoner -11-4-2012
• Beards of India Vol 3: Blood and Fire and Dirt. Mostly Dirt. -11-19-2012

2013

• I set down with my boy G. Washington and he said here are some things good to do for the new year -1-2-2013
• I have no idea what women want anymore and I blame OkCupid for allowing hippies -6-17-2013

2014

• All my money -1-9-2014
• Queen of a Thousand Jars -5-10-2014
• There and Back Again: My Own Stages of Drunkenness -6-6-2014
• Professional Elephant/Refrigerator Identifier for Hire -8-21-2014
• Josie: Maybe not what you think? -12-28-2014

2015

• You won't believe these 7 habits of highly okay professional adult type humans -1-24-2015
• Beginner's Guide to Watching the Supper Bowls -2-1-2015
• Bucket List No. 1 -3-27-2015
• Very credible study finds laziness improves quality of life in every way -4-11-2015
• SEX MOVES AND POSITIONS FROM AROUND THE WORLD THAT I JUST MADE UP AND WILL TRY TO PASS OFF AS REAL, VOL. 2 -5-23-2015
• Life Hacks for the Recently and Perpetually Lonesome -8-28-2015
• A simple practice called "fleeing from mortal danger" can nurture your health and well-being -9-11-2015
• 9 More Bad Habits that Destroy Marriages -9-17-2015

2016

• 11 Ways to Find Love in a Frigid Apocalypse -1-23-2016
• Donkey Kong Country: Charming, nostalgic video game or horrible, horrible warning? -1-31-2016
• Now Offering Validation Counseling -3-1-2016
• 9 Ways to Get Brunch in Asheville Without Dying of Old Age -4-9-2016
• Where are they now? Rock Boy -5-25-2016
• Discarded Titles for Movies and Shows: Oh What Might Have Been #1 -9-17-2016